Wade (with crossed legs) to the side of the pool. Wave a lifeguard over quietly. Say these exact words: “Excuse me, I seem to have lost an article of swimwear to the filter. Can you shut off the pump for 30 seconds?”
If the water is clear and the current isn't too strong, dive back down to find and put them back on.
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