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From the varying "aromas" caused by ammonia concentration to the sheer relief of finally finding a stall, the experience is intensely visceral.

: Bladders are notoriously fickle, sometimes switching from "fine" to "emergency" instantly while shopping or in public. Relatable Struggles & Euphemisms funny+pee+stories

So, the next time you are stuck in traffic with a full bladder, remember these heroes. Do a Kegel exercise. Sing a song. And whatever you do—avoid the glass ATM booths. From the varying "aromas" caused by ammonia concentration

. If you're consistently taking much longer or shorter, your bladder might be trying to tell you something. Trick-or-Treat Disaster: One child in a complicated Halloween costume Do a Kegel exercise

Sarah was at her best friend’s wedding, standing as a bridesmaid in a very expensive, very fitted satin gown. The ceremony was flawless until the pollen from the flower arrangements hit her nose. She felt the sneeze building—a massive, explosive "Achoo!" She executed it perfectly. But in the same split second, she felt a warm, distinct betrayal.

Twenty minutes in, the head was not clear. The signal was clear.