Shear Madness Play Script Upd Jun 2026

He had a point. But I love you. What’s the damage?

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(Lights up. SAM is sweeping hair. TAYLOR is practicing scissors on a mannequin head.) He had a point

(pulls scissors out – they’re rubber) Of course I’m alive. These are prop scissors. I faked my death to frame one of you. See, if you’re in jail, I buy the salon for pennies. if you’re in jail

(Taylor picks up the fallen scissors. Admires them.)